Me in Kindergarten: shows up on first day of school with cupcakes for all the girls, and fruit pies for all the boys. EVERYBODY IS MY FRIEND!!!

Me at 40: Offers a Snickers bar to the woman crying at the bus stop.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? IS THIS DRUGGED??? ARE YOU TRYING TO ROOFIE ME??? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE PEANUT ALLERGIES!!!”

me walking back home

“Guess I’ll catch the bus to work some other day…”